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third person info but supposedly a rival club knocked over some scooters at the bar and a fight broke out? can anyone set the record straight

Wow! -Queasy riders?

Scooter clubs have rivals?

Ya......It was THAT funny.

Thanks Timbit.

Best,
SDG

Yeah, one club had a fight because a rival club member was dating one of their sisters. Bernie's sister, Maria. Tony had tried to keep it quiet, but word got round.

Thanks, I think....
I laughed so hard I spit Shiraz on the keyboard.

Baltimore was mad I showed up to have sex with their women. It was pretty much them v. me.

Notice who is still here to set the record straight.











Ok, super short version because this side of the forum makes me feel gross:

A group of about 15 riders was leaving one club heading to an all night Korean venue to drink and eat and sing Karaoke. It was about 2:30 am. Came up one street and there was a club getting out. You know, a club, club.

Couple riders go through the crowds in the street, then the club patrons decided it would be hilarious to start hitting the others as they rode through, then other club patrons thought it would be funny to kick scooters over, then some of their Hos started cackling and going "kick that shit, kick that shit," and other such nonsense.

Then it ended up with the big beefy Hip Hop guys singling out the girls and kicking them and punching them as they tried lifting their vintage scoots up (there was only on TnG and she got whacked upside the head but made it through the gauntlet).

THere were about 200 of these fine upstanding business persons and pillars of the community and, again, 15 or so of us.

Eventually everyone got out, the cops showed up, and for some reason, despite their aforementioned bravado, the 200 club patrons and their Hos took off into the night like roaches.

Ok, going back now. That's about as true and honest as it happened and I'm not going into any more details about anything else that may or may not have happened.

Couple of scoots got scratched, one had the fender dented, everyone was wearing helmets so no one got hurt, everyone got on their scooters and made it back to a house party.

I got to sleep around 7:30 am and up at 10.

The end.

Right there is proof that scooter clubs are not the rumbling type..

Fixed it for you.

Could have been worse...

Sounds like a scene from the movie 'Wild Hogs' with the William H. Macy character leading the charge.

Having met peeps from both 'groups', I'd have to agree.

ROTFL!!! Nice one!

When you're a Jet ...

Yeah, Tony's the leader of the Jets scooter club, and he's dating Maria secretly. That's because her brother Bernie or Bernardo, is the leader of the Sharks scooter club. See, the Jets and the Sharks are rival scooter gangs. Well, anyways, Chino, another Shark was going to get a gun and kill Tony, but instead knocks his scooter over and pins him under it, and a rumble starts. Maria is on the ground cradling Tony's head and singing. The Sharks and the Jets get caught up in this music and singing and begin dancing. Not really a happy ending, but a toe tapper

You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

so Jerry, you were the one on the only twist and go at the rally

This is why you should always invite skinheads to come to rallies

There were skins there, but not much 6 or 7 skins can do against 200 drunks.

You would have had one more but I was broke that weekend.

Of course this is probably why you don't always invite them as well.

Mods vs Rockers?

2009 style....

"I'm singing in the rain..."

Rumble and swamp ass conjure up thoughts of a major farting contest Who won

I would think it would be whomever ate the most beer and eggs, as that would generate the evilest swamp gas (aka methane).
Y'all ever hear of 'fairy lights' or 'will-o-the-whisps'? Those are folks lighting up the night with lighters applied to those 'tailpipe emissions'.

That's why you need one of these bad boys!

MARIBELL i actually knew a guy that used to do it He stopped when he misjudged, got to close to the anatomy, and got a nice burn

Those would be the "Blue Flamers"