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"mum i'm getting a divorce"

"A divorce? why?" her mother asks shocked,

"Mum all he wants to do to do is stick it up my arse,
I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5p piece,
now its the size of a 50p"

The mother says "sweetie, you have a porsche, a lovely home,
a platinum credit card a villa in marbella, kids in a private school,
and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of
45p?
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DUDE!!

That's funny!!!!!!!!!
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The joke is lost on me.
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I read the "joke" and still have nothing positive to say.

To me, it just not funny.
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Re: ( NSR) Wednesday's Joke!!
Oultondave wrote:
"mum i'm getting a divorce"

"A divorce? why?" her mother asks shocked,

"Mum all he wants to do to do is stick it up my arse,
I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5p piece,
now its the size of a 50p"

The mother says "sweetie, you have a porsche, a lovely home,
a platinum credit card a villa in marbella, kids in a private school,
and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of
45p?
I was having a bad day today. Dave you just cheered me up again.
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hah! nice.
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Just Like Benny Hill I just don't get it. but I'm sure its funny in English.
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imagine saying that to your mom.... Laughing emoticon
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For those who don't know. The 'p' in 5p or 50p is 'pence'.

A 5p coin is about the size of a dime and a 50p coin is about the size of a quarter.

Here's a picture for reference:
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I tried to convert that joke to Euros, and it was not funny anymore.
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50c (EUR) doesn't quite convey the same image. This could have been a Maureen Lipman 'blue night' joke. Think 'Portnoy's_Complaint'.
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the coins made an nasty visual. Laughing emoticon
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How about a Canadian "Twoonie"???
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TechGuy9707 wrote:
I read the "joke" and still have nothing positive to say.

To me, it just not funny.
Then why say anything????????
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