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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Molto Verboso
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Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
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A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money.
But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

"Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did... "Now take down my zipper".

She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out....." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused..

The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............ go ahead".

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........






"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
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2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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Location: Green Valley, AZ
 
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Bravo!!
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2010 PIAGGIO BV 500ie Tourer
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Dave you've outdone yourself again. Here I thought Friday's joke was the cap off for the week.
Now here you go, getting a leg up (or is it over??) for the start of next week.
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Hooked
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Not bad, not bad.
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2007 LX 150 (memories)
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I heard that over 40 some odd years ago. Same blonde, but a truck driver who picked her up hitchhiking.
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Ossessionato
2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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Location: Green Valley, AZ
 
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2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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I heard it years ago, too...about Dick Clark and a teenage hitchhiker.
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2010 PIAGGIO BV 500ie Tourer
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Location: Lakeshore, ON, CANADA-Capestang,FR
 
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Come on folks, let's give Oultondave credit, it's a first for MV.

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