father o'reilly was off sick, so father patrick took the Confessions for the day........
a woman came in and said, "forgive me father, for i have sinned..... i gave a man a blow job".... father patrick looked on the penance list but could not see 'blow job' listed.
he whispered to a nearby choirboy, "what does father o'reilly give for a blow job nowadays?"
the choirboy replied, "usually two quid and a bag of crisps"