Modern Vespa

best mall ever!

Yo Jess~

Virgos Rule Dude.

Well, except for scorpio women.

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Now that sounds like a Burning Man story!

Sorry, not a kiss & tell kinda guy.

But there are others....

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Wait a second.

It's NOT your birthday and your birthday is a "few days off"

Shit better not be on the 21st is all I'm saying...

And what is wrong with the 21st?

Happy Birthday!

You're only as old as the young girls think you are...

-George

Hippy Bathday! 8)

despite your obtuse hinting, we pobably won't be buying you presents.

or calling. Or writing.

But we care, trust me. We care.

Eh, I wouldn't want sparkle stickers or a helmet that matched my Vespa or a wallet card reminding me not to chew gum while wearing a helmet...

8)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

don't worry, we know you've graduated past that, I saw you wrote that on the back of your hand already. Pretty efficient solution.

Rest assured, it is not.

Good. I'd hate to think we have something else in common other than a desire to fight over the internet.

'course you also had that desire to give me a man hug at White's Ferry and I didn't, so we'll always have that difference, too.

Actually, I just wanted to pee on your leg.

Figured all your pee had gone to flavor your exhaust by that point.

Plus no one had a milk crate available for you to stand on so you could reach my leg.

Booyah!

<sammy>
Ouch, babe.
</sammy>

coulda just aimed the catheter.

I guess this really has devolved into a literal pissing contest... Men

Happy Birthday (whenever the hell it is) to Jess, Petty Tyrant Extraordinaire!

Happy Birthday Jess

Perfect!

..Exactly what she said

...and a "HIPPERDEPIP HURRAY!!!" to you to!!!!!

Happy Birthday tomorrow Jess,
You did say a couple of days, So it must be tomorrow!!!
(Or maybe Sunday)

In anycase...Happy Birthday.
Will you be wearing your horns on your birthday or a party hat?

Now it is officially Jess' birthday. Or at least here in the Eastern Time Zone. It's easy for me to remember the date.

So, Happy Birthday, Jess. And a happy ITLAPD!

Happy, it's here in MN...

1978 Nick Johnson, American Athlete
1976 La Chanda Jenkins, Miss District of Columbia USA 1996
1974 Victoria Silverstedt, Skelleftehamn Sweden, playmate, Dec, 1996
1974 Jimmy Fallon, American Comedian
1973 Jeremy Jordan, born in Hammond, Indiana, singer, actor, pop, dance music, recorded music featured in the film 'Airborne', appeared in made-for-TV movies and theater performance of Never Been Kissed
1972 Amy Frazier, born in St. Louis, Missouri, tennis star
1972 David Tamburrino, Saratoga Springs, New York, speed skater 1994 Olympics
1972 Eric van de Merwe, soccer player, Dordrecht '90
1972 Fred McCrary, NFL fullback for the Philadelphia Eagles
1971 Colleen Coyne, ice hockey defenseman, USA, 1998 Olympics
1971 Jeremy Nunley, NFL defensive tackle/defensive end for the Houston Oilers
1971 Sanaa Lathan, American Actress
1970 Antii Tormenen, Espoo FIN, NHL forward, Finland, Bronze Medal 1998 Olympics
1969 Candy Dulfer, Amsterdam Holland, saxophonist, Lily Was Here
1969 Matthew L Perry, actor, Friends
1967 Jim Abbott, born in Flint, Michigan, pitcher, California Angels, New York Yankees
1966 El Samurai, [Osamu Matsuda], wrestler, WAR/NJPW
1966 Michael Campbell, CFL defensive tackle for the Hamilton Tiger Cats
1966 Eric Rudolph, American Criminal
1965 Debbye Turner, Miss America 1990
1965 Katrina McClain, Charleston, South Carolina, basketball forward, 1996 Olympics gold
1964 Kim Richards, LI, New York, actress, Nanny and Professor, James at 15
1964 Trisha Yearwood, Monticello Georgia, country singer, Sweetest Gift
1963 Alessandra Martines, Italian entertainer
1963 Jarvis Cocker, English Musician
1962 Randy Myers, Vancouver, Washington, pitcher, Chicago Cubs, Baltimore Orioles
1962 Tonja Walker, Huntington, West Virginia, actress, Alex-One Life to Live
1960 Julianna Young, Ft. Campbell, Kentucky, playmate, Nov, 1993
1958 Kevin Hooks, Philadelphia, actor, Sounder, Aaron Loves Angela
1957 Richard M Linnehan, Lowell Massachusetts, astronaut, STS-78, sk: 90
1956 Rex Smith, born in Jacksonville, Florida, actor, Solid Gold, Pirates of Penzance
1952 Rhys Chatham, composer
1952 Scott Colomby, Brooklyn, actor, Stash-Sons and Daughters, Szysznyk
1950 Joan Lunden, Fair Oaks California, news host, Good Morning America
1950 Rudy Ramos, Lawton Oklahoma, actor, Wind-High Chaparral
1949 Twiggy Lawson, [Leslie Hornby], England, model/actress, Boyfriend, W
1948 Jeremy Irons, England, actor, French Lieutenant's Woman
1948 Michael Cooper, born in San Francisco, California, sodomizer, FBI Most Wanted List
1948 Nadezhda Tkachenko, U.S.S.R., pentathlete, 1980 Olympics gold
1947 Larry Brown, NFL runningback, 3rd to rush over 4,000 yards
1947 Steve Bartlett, born in Los Angeles, California, Representative-R-Texas 1983 - 1991
1947 Tanith Lee, UK, sci-fi author, Don't Bite the Sun
1946 Hans van de Berg, actor, Ciske the Rat
1946 John Coghlan, London, rock drummer, Status Quo
1945 Benoat Lamy, Belgian director
1945 David Bromberg, Philadelphia, musician, Demon in Disguise
1945 Freda Payne, born in Detroit, Michigan, vocalist, Band of Gold
1945 Jane Blalock, Portsmouth, New Hampshire, LPGA golfer 1972 Colgate-Dinah Shore
1945 Lee Dorman, born in St. Louis, Missouri, rock bassist, Iron Butterfly
1945 Randolph Mantooth, Sacramento California, actor, Emergency, Loving
1944 Ard Schenk, 500, 1500, 5000k speed skater, Gold Medal 1972 Olympics
1943 Chris Joyce, photographer
1943 Christi Haas, Austria, downhill skier 1964 Olympic gold
1943 Joe Leonard Morgan, 2nd baseman, Reds, commentator, ESPN
1943 Joe Morgan, American Athlete
1941 "Mama" Cass Elliot, born in Baltimore, Maryland, rock vocalist, Mamas and The Papas
1941 Jim Fox, England, pentathlete, Olympics-1972
1940 Bill Medley, Santa Ana Cal, rocker, Righteous Bros-Up Where We Belong
1940 Paul Williams, born in Omaha, Nebraska, singer/composer/actor, Planet of the Apes
1940 Sylvia Tyson, rocker
1938 Zygmunt Krauze, composer
1936 Al Oerter, born in New York City, American athlete, four-time, consecutive, Olympic Champion in the discus throw
1935 Esmond Bulmer, English cider brewer/Conservative Lower house leader
1935 Nick Massi, Newark, New Jersey, rocker, 4 Seasons-Sherry
1935 Robert Kruger, Sen-D Texas
1935 Thomas W. Ewing, born in Atlanta, Illinois, Representative-R-Illinois 1991 - 2001
1934 Brian Epstein, rock manager, Beatles
1933 David McCallum, Glasgow Scot, actor, Ilyla Kuryakin-Man From UNCLE
1932 Mike Royko, born in Chicago, journalist, Symphony Daily News, author, Boss
1931 Brook Benton, Camden, South Carolina, vocalist, Frankie and Johnny
1931 Ray Danton, New York City, actor and director, Longest Day, Psychic Killer
1930 Muhal Richard Abrams, composer
1930 Rosemary Harris, Ashby Suffolk England, actress, Holocaust
1929 10th duke of Richmond, English large landowner/art collector
1929 Marge Roukema, born in Newark, New Jersey, Representative-R-New Jersey 1981 - 2003
1929 Timothy Colman, English manufacturer/multi-millionaire, Reckitt and Colman
1928 Adam West, born in Walla Walla Wash, actor, Batman, Last Precinct
1928 William Hickey, actor, Prizzi's Honor
1926 Arthur Wills, born in England, composer, professor at Royal Academy of Music in London, Director of Music at Ely Cathedral in Cambridgeshire, England, composed music for the organ and secular music based on George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four
1926 Edwin "Duke" Snider, Brooklyn Dodger centerfielder, 406 home runs
1926 Lurieen Wallace, Gov-D-Ala, 1966-68
1926 Pierre Janssen, art museum director
1926 Duke Snider, American Athlete
1926 James Lipton, American Educator
1924 Ernest Tomlinson, composer
1922 Catherine Mary Hall, nurse
1922 Damon [Francis] Knight, U.S., sci-fi author, CV, Beyond the Barrier
1922 Dana Zatopek, born in Czechoslovakia, javelin thrower 1952 Olympics gold
1922 Emil Zatopek, born in Czechoslovakia, 5K/10K/marathon 1952 Olympics gold
1922 Damon Knight, American Writer
1921 Billy Ward, U.S. songwriter/singer/pianist/arranger, Dominoes
1920 Karen Khachiturian, composer
1920 Roger Angell, American Writer
1919 Blanche Thebom, Monessen Penn, mezzo-soprano, Amneris-Aida
1919 Harry Shorto, linguist
1917 Joe Pasternak, Transylvania Hungary, producer, Spinout, Big City
1914 Frances Farmer, born in Seattle, Washington, actress, Son of Fury, Among the Living
1914 Rogers Morton, born in Louisville, Kentucky, U.S. Secretary of Interior, 1968 - 1975
1912 Emma "Nono" Batenburg, actress, Noah
1912 Clifton Daniel, American Editor
1911 Gustaf Allan Pettersson, composer
1911 William Golding, England, novelist, Lord of the Flies-Nobel 1983
1910 Margaret Lindsay, Dubuque Iowa, actress, Take a Guess
1908 Mika Waltari, novelist, Egyptian
1907 Lewis F Powell, Jr., Virginia, Supreme Court justice, 1972-87
1907 Lewis F. Powell, Jr., Judge
1906 Dalibor Cyril Vackar, composer
1906 Massimo Freccia, composer
1905 Betty Garde, Philadelphia, actress, Aggie-Real McCoys
1905 James Holland, artist/exhibition organiser
1905 Leon Jaworski, American Public Servant
1904 Bergen Evans, Ohio, English professor, $64,000 Question
1904 Karen Aabye, Danish author, Less bedstemor there jomfru
1902 James Van Alen, created Simplified Scoring System for tennis
1902 Pieter John Bouman, sociologist/historian
1901 Joseph Pasternak, film producer, Anchors Aweigh, Date With Judy
1900 Solomon Pimsleur, composer
1898 Giuseppe Saragat, president of Italy, 1964-71
1894 Cornelis Rijnsdorp, writer, Kings Children
1889 Ernest Truex, born in Kansas City, Missouri, actor, Pop-Pete and Gladys, Mr. Peepers
1889 Ricardo Cortez, [Jack Krantz], Vienna Austria, actor/dir, Blackmail
1889 Sarah Delany, author/teacher
1888 Porter Hall, born in Cincinnati, Ohio, actor, Half-Breed, Double Indenity
1882 Paul-Marie Masson, composer
1871 Fritz Schaudinn, German animal expert, examined syphilis
1867 Arthur Rackham, England, artist/illustrator, Grimm's Fairy Tales
1862 Adeline De Walt Reynolds, Benton County, Iowa, actress, Son of Dracula
1839 George Cadbury, American Businessman
1837 Adolf Gustaw Sonnenfeld, composer
1825 Henry Charles Lea, American Historian
1824 Carl Ignaz Franz Umlauf, composer
1822 Joseph Rodman West, Major General Union volunteers
1811 Orson Pratt, American Theologian
1802 Louis Kossuth, Hungary, President of Hungary, 1849
1800 William Wister McKean, Commander Union Navy, died in 1865
1770 Johann G Repsold, German instrument maker
1769 Joseph Comb, missionary to Molukkas
1737 Charles Carroll, signed Declaration of Independence
1730 Augustin Pajou, French, court, sculptor, Psyche abandonnee
1705 Henri-Jacques de Croes, Flemish composer/band master
1655 Jan Luyts, Netherlands, scholar/physicist/mathematician/astronomer
1551 Henry III, duke of Anjou/king of Poland/France, 1573/4-89
866 Leo VI Sophos, Byzantine Emperor, 886-912, writer, Problematica
86 Antoninus Pius, 15th Roman emperor, 138-161

That reminds me of a joke:

A Woman. A Man. Drinking @ a bar.

Man challenges Woman to a pissing contest. OK you are on.

Woman up first (ladies first, like momma said).

Hikes up her leg, hits the wall, 3 feet up. Pretty good shot.

Man up next. Whips it out takes aim. Mebbe 4 feet up.

Woman: Nuh-uh! "No hands".

Woman:1 Loser:0

Oh! The humanity! Yes, we will never Learn. Be gentle, we are stupid.

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Yar. Geezer.

Happy birthday, Jess!
I was born in september also(1960).

Looks like today's the day, so Happy Birthday, president.

(In Germany it is considered bad luck to congratulate early to a birthday, and who knows, they might be right).

Jess has been doing a good job of losing weight and everyone is sending pictures of cakes! Need one made out of Steaks!
Happy Birthday!

Heh. And no potatoes.

I may have missed your birthday Jess, but just the same, Happy Belated Birthday.

Happy Happy, Jess!

I was thinking for your special day, I could start a new thread about the Karma system.......

During the Three Peaks Challenge I noticed there were no cows in sight despite going over many of those cow gratings. Must have sensed his presence.

So many people sent you birthday wishes before your birthday that I purposely waited until after your birthday.

The restore balance to the force.

Happy Birthday.

Yup...happy belated birthday, Jess! xoxoxoxo

Happy Birthday Jess & TJ.. Mine was Monday too. And yeah, that is about right for Virgos.

Hey, nothing that a shot (or 3) of good sippin tequila won't clear up.

We *can* be normal you know. Not that that is a bad thing.

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Happy (belated) Birthday, O Benevolent Despot of MV!

Happy Belated Jess!! Hope it was a good one.