HAHA, talk about ultimate mod'n you scooter out! Check out this classic italian scooter video, it like james bond but on a scooter. Classic story, there a mod'd vespa (or something), guns and girls...nice. It is in italian, but you don't need to understand to, uh understand.
Enjoy (delete it if this has been posted before)
ciao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W21T2x1AVQA