Modern Vespa

Tom visits Dave who's laid up at home with a broken leg.

Dave says "my feet are freezing mate, can you nip upstairs
and get my slippers?"

"No probs" says Tom

Upstairs Dave's stunning 19 year old twin daughters
are sitting on the bed

"Hello girls, your dad sent me up to shag you two."

"Fuck off you liar!" they said.

"I'll prove it." said Tom and he shouts down the stairs
"Both of them Dave?"

"of course!! whats the point in fucking one?!!"

very nice, i like (borat)

good one!