hr2lrn wrote:
Years ago, I went to purchase a used car tire at this junk tire shop and the owner / operator used a novel technique to SEAL the bead on the tire when he mounted it. He poured a little gas in the tire and dropped a match inside and POW, the explosion sealed the bead.
I went back a month later with my neighbor who was looking to purchased a tire and we found that the ENTIRE STRIP MALL HAD BURNED FLAT. Somebody mentioned that it started in the tire shop and they couldn't put it out.
Recently, I was at another small tire shop and told the story. The old man working there said he could top that one. Evidently there was a cousin of the owner of a tire shop years ago that was extremely lazy. He took twice as long to change tires and do anything. Did everything SITTING DOWN. Owner got pissed and took all the stools and chairs out of the shop. But that didn't stop him. He started sitting on tires to do his work.
One day, he was sitting on a huge truck tire and filling it with air at the same time. Well the bead popped and grabbed his balls......................................
OUCH!!!! He was formerly a Baritone, now sings Soprano????
While vacationing in Mexico, I had a flat and the guys in a garage outside of Vallarta, made the same bead seal using gasoline. Scared the crap out of me, but it really worked.