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'08 Siena Ivory LXV
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'08 Siena Ivory LXV
Joined: UTC Posts: 336 Location: New York
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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...
LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING.
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.
AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER.
MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR
THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.
AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED.
I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."
I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
LET'S GO!"
WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.
WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"
I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."
AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF
YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."
"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
AND I JUST SAT THERE...
ON THE COUCH...
NAKED.
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GTS 300 Super
Joined: UTC Posts: 150 Location: New York
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GTS 300 Super
Joined: UTC Posts: 150 Location: New York
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
946
Joined: UTC Posts: 6165 Location: Acworth, GA
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
946
Joined: UTC Posts: 6165 Location: Acworth, GA
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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
Joined: UTC Posts: 1302 Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
Joined: UTC Posts: 1302 Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
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Too late mate, I fired her monyths ago for exactly the same reason!!
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
'80 P200E, '76 Primavera 125 ET3. '59 Vespa 150
Joined: UTC Posts: 6897 Location: GT, Texas
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
'80 P200E, '76 Primavera 125 ET3. '59 Vespa 150
Joined: UTC Posts: 6897 Location: GT, Texas
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Molto Verboso
2017 Ducati Supersport S, 2014 Kawasaki Concours
Joined: UTC Posts: 1023 Location: Murrieta, California
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Molto Verboso
2017 Ducati Supersport S, 2014 Kawasaki Concours
Joined: UTC Posts: 1023 Location: Murrieta, California
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Contributor
2007 LX 150 (memories)
Joined: UTC Posts: 8577 Location: New Hampshire
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Contributor
2007 LX 150 (memories)
Joined: UTC Posts: 8577 Location: New Hampshire
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This is my favorite secretary. If you are into kink...rent it.
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Molto Verboso
PX200E X 2
Joined: UTC Posts: 1934 Location: Lake Monticello
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Molto Verboso
PX200E X 2
Joined: UTC Posts: 1934 Location: Lake Monticello
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that was great
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Molto Verboso
S 150, VNB 150, 101 Allstate, 01 ET2
Joined: UTC Posts: 1488 Location: CT
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Molto Verboso
S 150, VNB 150, 101 Allstate, 01 ET2
Joined: UTC Posts: 1488 Location: CT
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Hooked
Joined: UTC Posts: 229 Location: Florida
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Hooked
Joined: UTC Posts: 229 Location: Florida
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Holy sh--
I laughed so hard, now I have to clean this soda pop off my keyboard and monitor!
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06 GT200(black graphite)
Joined: UTC Posts: 603 Location: OKC ,OK
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06 GT200(black graphite)
Joined: UTC Posts: 603 Location: OKC ,OK
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NightWing wrote: This is my favorite secretary. If you are into kink...rent it. great. movie.
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2017 BMW R1200GS and 2010 Vespa GTS 250 (shared)
Joined: UTC Posts: 4213 Location: San Diego
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Ossessionato
2017 BMW R1200GS and 2010 Vespa GTS 250 (shared)
Joined: UTC Posts: 4213 Location: San Diego
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Thats a funny story. Hope for your sake it wasn't close to true.
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