Modern Vespa

i'm sitting here cleaning up old, crappy html and i've been reduced to reading about charity rallies that are 900 miles away from me for relief.

Uh, ever chew gum while wearing a full-face?

Sell the 2 Stellas and fix that VNB

I'm sad because i have my disgusting, rusty GS160 mk2 engine cases all ready to take in and have blasted... where they can come back looking all delightfully new... but i've forgotten to bring them in so i can drop them off at the blaster. It is high on my list of things to do tomorrow.


I really should have taken status shots as i took apart that engine. When i finally removed the engine buffers ( which were awful ..swollen and misshapen ) by drilling them out and then prying out the remnants, a pile of sand that amounted to probably 3 full measuring cups fell out from in between the two buffers. How it got there? No idea.

shit, i can't give away a bike right now. i actually just found the last lost box of parts for the vnb last weekend. i was sweating it, because the engine was in there.

I'm sad because I was going to jet my racer today to compensate for the drop in humidity and temperature but I left my flywheel cover at the shop and I'd have to drive 5 miles in rush hour traffic to get it, which would make it a 2 hour round trip (yes, five miles) so I won't be able to do that today.

That and I think I have herpes.

I thought i had Herpes one time. It was miserable. I got this sore on my wang and thought for sure my ex girlfriend had been messing around on me or whatever. I kept rubbing Nivea lotion on it to try to sooth the burning and stuff...but it kept getting worse and worse and worse, until the point where it kept me up at night because it felt like my wang was being held over an open flame.

So i went into an STD clinic and they gave me every test in the book. I had 3 female nurses all down at eye level, tugging on my wang, poking and prodding, trying to figure out what the heck it was sick with.

Turned out i was allergic to the nivea lotion i was putting on it. I kept making it worse by applying more. Once i switched brands i was fine.

me too

i'm sad because i might have herpes also

and i forgot to bring my fly to the ups to ship off to motorsport for remaging

maybe tomorrow as well

sounds like tomorrow will be more productive than today

but then again the day is young

herpes and wangs, that's what i'm talking about!

i think my wang is ok except for the fact that its short and skinny




but atleast i cum fast

That's why the ladies call you the "2 minute miracle" ?

could be worse. you could be short and thick, you know, hung like a tuna can.

yea, my wang is notorious like duran duran

I'm sad because the rear brakes for my motobi are in the mail and I've been waiting for them for a week (though they were only mailed friday). The Giro starts Sunday and I still need to install the rear brakes and finish the jetting.

giro

giro!

is'nt that a sandwich or something

Today was a bummer. Had to go to the Tax Office to pay our house taxes - kinda like property taxes in the US. This is the first year they assessed this tax. Since we own the house jointly, the form from the Tax Office shows each of us as owing 1/2 the total amount. Interesting country.

So I wait on line for 20 minutes and then hand my tax bill to the cashier. She looks at it, and hands it back. Tells me that since it is less than 27 Euro, we don't have to pay. So, our 6.62 Annual Euro Property Tax is waived. I asked, "What if I want to pay it?" Answer: "I can't accept it."

The guy behind me in the line said, "They do that in the US, too, don't they. If your property tax is less than $27, they don't charge you either. How small would your house have to be for a $26 property tax? Perhaps pocket size?"

Life is GOOD!!!!

Al

That would make Jedi Stefan very happy.

guy at my work got gohnnorea from an ex gf, the doctor assumed he was a homosexual as it is a very prevalent sti among gay men.... he got an injection in his ass to clear it up which knocked him out......woke up an hour later and his old fella was totally healed

My wife is studying to be an RN, she made me look at the STD pics in her textbook.

Sores, and oozing, and my gawd.

I'm also sad because in the time it took me to reply I seem to have gone off topic.

yuck

i just got done dehydrating 4 quarts of tomatoes from my garden. each jar has about 10 tomatoes in it.

It should be a rule on the NSM side that every thread topic has to be tied into a wang comment some how. Karma points to the person who does it first in every thread.

or "2 pump chump"

slow poke

I pickled 15 jalapenos on Sunday.

Well since I made the herp comment I get the Pos karma.

I need it. It's funny to log on one hour and see the half X mark and then another hour it's gone, then back, then gone, then back.

Don't accidentally use exfoliating soap when washing your wang.

Wait...where is Wangta?

to wang or not to wang

that is the question

i used to pickle a lot of stuff, but it's kind of a hassle. i really got in to dehydrating stuff the last few years though. i've done about 7 bushels of apples this year so far.

i have a habit of picking my cuticles

i've probably picked about 2 jars full of cuticles this year

I think your karma will explode when you add your avatar.

jeremy, your wit is quick

how the fuck can anyone be bored infront of the computer when theres all that online porn for relief

i'll throw in some bellyaching here...

i think i forgot to actually wrench down my clutch cover on saturday night. i was wiped out, totally exhausted, from doing my rebuild and my girlfriend disgruntled that the engine was gouging into her QT. i *did* forget to reinstall the piston retaining clip i took off. it hit my like a ton of bricks 9am sunday morning in my waking brain half lucidity !!! oh fuck forgot to put the retaining clip back in !!! so i hop out of bed and rip the whole cylinder and exhaust off as a unit and fight with that little clip with my sore fucking fingertips as my wang is wanging around in green, threadbare 15 year old underwear that i refuse to put out to pasture.

late the previous night i put the clutch cover on without the goddamn pressure plate or clutch plunger. with a sigh of defeat i took it off, put the good stuff in there, and hand tightened the cover back on. for the life of me i cannot remember wrenching the cover tight. get the bike all back together and victoriously fire it up, run it up the block and back, turn the bike off and fire up a smoke...and notice a problematic amount of oil dripping onto my rear wheel rim. coming from clutch cover....

don't work on engines while exhausted with disgruntled girlfriend asleep in bed making you feel guilty. oversight on 60 seconds of work is costing me another week of bus rides and about 2 hours of work on saturday. incredibly lucky i remembered the piston retaining ring though.

i also feel bored today for no reason at all, just bored, not sick or feel unhealthy just super bored.. tommorow i am planning to go to my friend.. in the end of the this day i would just said its tuesday

hey, does anybody want to see pictures of my apples?

I'm happy there is such a thing as scoot.net. I just made 200 bucks just selling random crap that I had laying around and had no use for.

Is that a wang reference?

Yes, but I must suggest that you crush those babies and ferment that cider!