Modern Vespa

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower
and is DRT (Dead Right There).

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to
her, "You must be Cooter's widow".'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

You and Oultondave are almost neck and neck for the humour award.
That one I can tell in mixed company.