Modern Vespa

She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.

That shut her up.

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My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

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I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

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Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

Reminds me of the joke my Geography professor told when I was back studying in Uni (just-in-case you haven't heard it already) :

European Heaven
British Police
Italian Lovers
French Cooks
German Engineers
Swiss Management

Eurpean Hell
British Cooks
French Engineers
German Police
Swiss Lovers
Italian Management

Great Dave, you cheered me up (again) as I'm just recovering from a bout of flu.

They say laughter is good medicine.