Modern Vespa

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask," are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't' know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Grudgingly, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his
willy
in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look
and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls of his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was very nice, but..


















are.......my......test......results......back?"

Haha! Good one!

That got me laughing.

thanks for that one.

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