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A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he 'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.

The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members' clubhouse north of Munich, according to reports in local media.

The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled.

After making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a nearby construction site, and attempted to drive it to Munich.

However, it was not fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a three-mile traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen.

He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police.

He added that the student had been suffering from depression. The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter.

Hello randomness attack...

He was on drugs or had a suicide wish.

There must be some deep, significant meaning to throwing a puppy. I'm glad the pup is okay!

That's one of those stories that really can't be made up, it's so bizzarre.

Kind of a bummer the Angels didn't keep the puppy, but at least it's safe.

Only experiences I've had with Hell's Angels have been very positive. Unless you really cross them, most of them are pretty awesome people.

Most bizaar post I have ever read here, although, any people that wears speedo's, black socks and flip flops on the beaches in Hawaii can't be completely sane. Just sayin'...

The prospect of a meaningless life can bring out the surrealist in anyone.

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He was actually OFF drugs. He quit taking his anti-depressant meds. Quitting that stuff cold turkey will make you crazy believe me.

Do we see this as funny tragic or both? R

you are aware of the fact that they are behind a very large amount of the narcotics dealing and blackmail where ever they grow strong? I dont know if that qualifyes them as "awesome people".

Maybe he wanted to take a bite out of crime

BA-DUM! That's right, folks, I'm here all night!

Ha. Long time, no see. Welcome back.

I missed you. Nice Haiku, BTW.

I don't know if you guys ever listened to the Adam Carolla Show, but he used to have a game/segment where he'd read some awesomely random headline "Student throws dog at biker gang, escapes on bulldozer" and the callers would have to guess if it happened in Germany or Florida...

Evidently, they're both magnets for weird, random shit like this.

Hey, my kind of guy! (though what's this with the puppy?)

Maybe the Hells Angels threw the puppy at him.

Featherheads are cowards. Unlike other "gangs" they have no code of conduct. They are scum as I'm sure other 1%ers are, but I have a special hatred for them and their support clubs as they seemed to be behind a death threat to me and my family. When I started talking about guns, that shit stopped, QUICK. Fuck a featherhead. Get your mind straight, these are bullies, cowards, drug dealers, rapists and murderers, not a "motorcycle club".

The Hells Angels and Banditos actually just "made peace" in Germany, for years they have been fighting and killing each other. They are also supposed to be behind the drug scene, as stated above, and forced prostitution. So maybe they are different here than in Germany, but I do not want to cross them... not even throwing a puppy...
There is a lot of speculation going on that the only reason the two warring gangs made peace was to stop the politicians banning both gangs...

Sick puppy (not the puppy, the thrower).

This behaviour has "mental illness" written all over it. I never thought I'd praise the Hell's Angels, but they actually seem to have responded appropriately in this situation.

I jsut want to be clear that I am reading this properly and there is not one of those replacement things set up on this forum that is causing a word to be substituted by another one.

In this story, the kid threw a juvenile canine at the Hell's Angels, is that correct? He then attempted to escape by procuring, in an unauthorized manner, a piece of construction equipment normally used for moving dirt around?

It is not that he fired an Uzi at them and then attempted to escape by hijacking a supersonic jet and the forum software has substituted less "offensive" words...right?

Wow, just... wow.

I almost would like to have seen the faces of the 1% at having a puppy thrown at them... and I hope someone managed to catch the poor thing so it did not get injured. A cat could probably handle that, but a dog? I would also venture to say that a cat sailing through the air at a person woudl probably be a fairly effective weapon too, if it still has it's claws.

I say that because I have had to repair the damage a freaked out, clawed, cat can do. My daughter was out walking around holding one of cats when a dog came up and startled the cat, the cat then tried to climb my daughter's body to get away from the dog... it took a good bit of ointment and a box of band-aids to get her patched back up again.

-v

Vic,

I think this happened because someone typed in B*A*C*O*N

And this was the result.