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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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I found these funny but if they offend or contravene then please removee them, otherwise hopefully you'll just have a good laugh as I did
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In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's shite at pool!

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Camberley but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!

You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools!
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1980 Honda Twinstar and 2004 Yamaha V Star
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I laughed so hard I am hungry now. ROFL emoticon

I think that I will eat at the new mid-eastern fast food restaurant,

"Mecca Donalds." Razz emoticon
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Molto Verboso
Former owner of an ET4, GTS 250, BV 500, and Buddy 150
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Location: San Diego, CA
 
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Haha... I lol'd.
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