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Molto Verboso
GTS250ie, ET4
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Molto Verboso
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GTS250ie, ET4
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I have to pick up a pair or two of these *S*
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
T5s
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Location: The West Of Yorkshire ... Gods Country
 
Veni, Vidi, Posti
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T5s
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covered
and if you dribble down your leg you can say it has an oil leak
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Ossessionato
2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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Ossessionato
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2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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Okay! Who has them for sale?
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Ossessionato
2010 Orange S150
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Ossessionato
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2010 Orange S150
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Those almost, but not quite, make me want to start wearing underwear again. maybe I'll just get a tattoo Laughing emoticon
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eeeee bip
BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber BMW R1200 RT Big Red
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eeeee bip
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Please
They are terrible. They don't even hold all your bits up in the right place.

Yuk, horrid, pah !

Bill X
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Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Gobshite Shiva
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underoo
you'd think the italians could come up with something a bit more stylish
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eeeee bip
BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber BMW R1200 RT Big Red
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eeeee bip
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Yarm
Passion they would not induce.

Too saggy and too baggy.

Skip.

Bill X
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The Host with the Toast
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at what age do people start thinking this stuff is cool? just like cartoon ties Bleh emoticon
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Ossessionato
2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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175mws wrote:
at what age do people start thinking this stuff is cool? just like cartoon ties Bleh emoticon
Cool, hell. I learned long ago that I could never please everyone. If I can please myself, I'm ahead of the game.
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Kymco P250 Now, P200E in the 80's
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Bill Dog... Just for you...

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El Macho
KTM Super Duke 1290, Vespa GTS 300
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TechGuy wrote:
Bill Dog... Just for you...

Is it just me or is there something very strange going on in that picture... apart from the Hello Kitty underpants?
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eeeee bip
BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber BMW R1200 RT Big Red
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Ding
Now that's a mighty fine Ass.

Nice, if mildly funny pants.

Bill X
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Kymco P250 Now, P200E in the 80's
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With these, you don't need to worry that things will get to the wrong place.

Just don't get into an accident wearing them... like my mother used to say.
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Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Gobshite Shiva
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DougL wrote:
TechGuy wrote:
Bill Dog... Just for you...

Is it just me or is there something very strange going on in that picture... apart from the Hello Kitty underpants?
some things are pointy that aren't supposed to be pointy or maybe he rearranged his tackle between shots?
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eeeee bip
BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber BMW R1200 RT Big Red
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eeeee bip
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Lens
Now you've got me looking which is a bad thing Genie.

Would I wear them ? Would I f###
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Ossessionato
2009 Vespa GTS 250, TBA
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Location: Green Valley, AZ
 
Ossessionato
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Learn something new every day. I had thought that The Village People were into Depends at this point.
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Scooterless at the moment
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A swim suit with a Vespa scooter would be a lot nicer.
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Molto Verboso
GTS250ie, ET4
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Location: cincinnati, ohio, usa
 
Molto Verboso
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Hooked
2006 GTS 250ie
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Location: Camp Hill, PA
 
Hooked
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Big Foot wrote:
A swim suit with a Vespa scooter would be a lot nicer.
Here you go! One swim suit with a Vespa scooter:
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
Honda NC700D Integra
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
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Honda NC700D Integra
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Sorry, I love novelty pants and I cannot lie. I don't have any with scooters on, though, just Scottie dogs and leopards
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Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Gobshite Shiva
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Fin wrote:
Big Foot wrote:
A swim suit with a Vespa scooter would be a lot nicer.
Here you go! One swim suit with a Vespa scooter:
so much is wrong in that picture that i don't even know where to start
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'09 S50, '79 V50
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Fin wrote:
Big Foot wrote:
A swim suit with a Vespa scooter would be a lot nicer.
Here you go! One swim suit with a Vespa scooter:
You can take that picture of me down right now Razz emoticon the Toreador Pants crew will be sending me dog poo in the post
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Ossessionato
'09 S50, '79 V50
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DougL wrote:
TechGuy wrote:
Bill Dog... Just for you...

Is it just me or is there something very strange going on in that picture... apart from the Hello Kitty underpants?
I didn't want to examine too closely but that looks like a normal cock n' balls...completely normal upside-down cock n' balls
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Hooked
ET4
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
 
Hooked
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ET4
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I think he's indicating a right turn.
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Molto Verboso
Belvoir Wine Team RC (Buckfast Commando) ,Rusty Sheriff's Badge MCC, 07 ET4 ,07 Piaggio X8
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Molto Verboso
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Belvoir Wine Team RC (Buckfast Commando) ,Rusty Sheriff's Badge MCC, 07 ET4 ,07 Piaggio X8
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JLCurtis wrote:
I think he's indicating a right turn.
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here are my scooter pants lol
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Hooked
Vespa GTS 250.. Zundapp Bella R201..Royal Enfield Classic. 500.
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Location: Manchester UK
 
Hooked
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Vespa GTS 250.. Zundapp Bella R201..Royal Enfield Classic. 500.
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None of these items could possibly have a cofortable gussett in them.
Contenters for causing "Red Rim Fever" one and all...
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Addicted
GTV125 & GT60
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Location: England, somewhere down in the bottom left bit...
 
Addicted
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GTV125 & GT60
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Lunchbox
WTF? What The? emoticon

For a minute there I thought I'd logged into the wrong website. Again Razz emoticon
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Thunder Thief
2010 GTS 300 Super & 2015 Kawasaki Concours 1400 ABS
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Location: in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia... on the trail of the lonesome pine..."
 
Thunder Thief
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2010 GTS 300 Super & 2015 Kawasaki Concours 1400 ABS
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Location: in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia... on the trail of the lonesome pine..."
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Fin wrote:
Big Foot wrote:
A swim suit with a Vespa scooter would be a lot nicer.
Here you go! One swim suit with a Vespa scooter:
Well at least that scooter comes with a big toolbox.
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Ossessionato
'06 Vespa LX150, '07 Suzuki Burgman 400, '05 Honda Metropolitan
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Location: Avon, Ohio (25 miles west of Cleveland)
 
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'06 Vespa LX150, '07 Suzuki Burgman 400, '05 Honda Metropolitan
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Here's mine from a similar thread in November 2006

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Enthusiast
Vespa GTV 250ie
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Location: Sydney, Australia
 
Enthusiast
@don_camillo avatar
Vespa GTV 250ie
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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genie wrote:
Fin wrote:
Big Foot wrote:
A swim suit with a Vespa scooter would be a lot nicer.
Here you go! One swim suit with a Vespa scooter:
so much is wrong in that picture that i don't even know where to start
No gloves for a start. But the other item seems to be Corazzo so that's alright.
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