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JOKE! Why Do Sharks Circle Around You Before Attacking?
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Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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I thought political content was not allowed on this site. (sarcasm off)
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Heheh, not dissimilar to the one about the bull and his son who spot the cows in the next field...

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PeterC wrote:
I thought political content was not allowed on this site. (sarcasm off)
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ROFL emoticon Thanks, that was a good one! I told my hubby and he laughed too!
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Nice one....what ever happened to the joke of the day post?

Miss having a laugh and reading them. Bravo to the original joke poster....
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