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NSR: what's your idea of hell?
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Every time I visit a friend of relative in a New Jersey, Long Island or NYC I usually decide right before I leave, that I would take my own life if I had to stay there a moment longer.

The dirt is not real dirt, the roads are straight, the land is flat (yes I know New Jersey has some exceptions) and there's WAAAAAAAY too many people trying to live in one place. I just CAN'T deal.

I need some hills and mountains, curves in my roads and I want the dirt on my shoes to be real dirt...

So that's my idea of hell right there...Suburbia and major cities.
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Spending 2 months in the basement of your brother-in-law's house as your home is being renovated, then realizing that 40% of the work is done whilst 80% of the budget is gone.....
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The TSA scurity line at The Orlando Airport (where the threat level is "ornj").
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Ricky Gervaise
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Bootscooter wrote:
The TSA scurity line at The Orlando Airport (where the threat level is "ornj").
God dont get me started on MCO (Orlando airport).
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Dead tired after a long day. Your bed feels so good. Suddenly you hear buzzing in your ear and realize your bedroom has a hord of Mosquitoes.....
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...to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot...
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The Fearful Idea : that I will ever look at this thread again. R
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stickyfrog wrote:
...to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot...
Did you piss off the mafia before breakfast today?
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Thanks to the recent weather here,
my vision of hell is a lot more humid than it used to be
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Having to live or be in Pakistan for any time longer than a minute
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MarkTheBlue wrote:
Bob Cowley wrote:
European Heaven and Hell
+1 heheh
I've always liked this one too. I won't dare try to figure how the Americans fit into this piece of revealed wisdom.
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