...involves negotiation with the chap who owns all this mess:
http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270626075221&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
Apparently it's a rot-free sandblasted frame, a running leak-free motor, and 3 boxes with the complete rest of the scooter in. I may need my head read, but it could also be a very satisfying folly what's also good is the seller is only about 30 miles away as opposed to the usual 300+ whenever I see a scooter I like