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This might go over like a lead balloon, but I am a bit keyed up and in need to distraction. Care to join me? I am looking for different words for, "Monkey Butt".

Also known as Swamp A$$, Bog Buttocks, Musty Melons, Burnt Biscuits, Down South Stank, Rural Rump, Hillbilly Henie, Jerky Junk, Wildebeest Wang, Diggler Dank, Rosebud Rust, Abhorrent Arse, Rump Rot, Fanny Funk, Elephant Effluvium, Haunch Halitosis, Putrid Posterior, Dorsal Disturbance, Hindquarter Hives, Posterior Plague, Motorcycle Mange...

Anyone else care to try? Go on, be creative.
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Some buddies and I used to shorten Swamp Ass down to Swass. I'm kind of fond of Monkey Butt myself.
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Cheek Cheese?
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Grimy Glutes, Rank Rear, Baked Badonkadonk
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Toasted Buns, Hiney Hinderance
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Saddle Sore.
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Hot, Cross Buns?
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Duck Butter is what we called it in college
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Tender taint
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http://www.rei.com/product/723140

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DaniFly wrote:
Duck Butter is what we called it in college
Now you'll have to explain that.
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Treppenwitz wrote:
Tender taint
ROFL emoticon I don't know why, but this one struck me as really funny.
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Sadle sore
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Funky Flanks, A$$ air, Butt butter, crotch rot, cured hams, saddle shanks....
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