Modern Vespa

Is this the third or fourth version of the 'topic that must not go too far..'?

Whatever, here 'tis. First Mod to spot the old one hits 100 pages - expose this!

Like a nice new sunny apartment... just waiting for the furniture to be moved in.

It's donk Jim, but not as we know it.

I think it might be the fifth incarnation - a bit like Doctor Who.

Does that mean we get a selection of annoying assistants?

Whatever happened to "Donk Skök us now?"

The old git cheated by starting a new thread before the old one had finished. 'Snot fair.

Must be third since I've been on here.

Go Sköks, go

What do you mean, "get"?

Nevermind Doug - as the original Donkey Cock generator, starting these threads is less exciting when there's no one to piss off.

Indeed... I remember when you started the whole thing off, as if it were yesterday.

Shit fire and save matches, fuck a duck and see what hatches! Oh, a new day. What's behind the bar?

chilli beans

Someone please 'splain what this is all about. I thought it was about English hillbillies. What's a Donk and why should I care. Thank You.

A sort of off-spherical cuddly toy with google eyes, popular in the 1970s. Oh, wait, that's gonks, forget I spoke.

But no post from the Bill Dog? What gives?

Here it is

[NSFW] Loud and Lairy v Quiet and Discreet (DC)

Complete with truncated title, edited to placate a prim former member who was worried that the language would turn his children into drooling perverts

Man, I was such a latecomer to the skok skene

Bill Dog - Present !!

Sorry Just a little late.

Birreh !

When it comes to Skoks, better late than never...

I miss Scooteriffic.

I miss Golden Nuggets.

Bill X

BILL you can just go into a store and buy them. They are still being sold

My faith in Skokdom (or is it Skokism?) is rewarded at last. . . . If it is Skokism does that make Bill Dog the Skokarishnu. . . I'm sure I just started something heinous. I'm outta here. . .

Knight are you around next April ? There's a small chance I'll be in your neighbourhood. A small chance.

Judy they may well be sold over there but I've not seen them here for a long time.

Oatey,Wheaty,Crunchey,Fibre infested raisin clusters of goodness - Yes
Golden Nuggets - Nada.

Bill XX

F*&k yes!!! Would love to meet you, I ride with Meg and Jack some. We have extra scoots (hint hint). . .

bloody hell 100 already ..... remember getting it there last time ..... still not got my epilator

do we have coffee in here .... drank enough over the weekend

Me too

Strangely she posted one rather random post last December. I thought she was back, but sadly not.

So that is the original Donk, Patrick?

Scooteriffic is still around, you just have to find her.

WM i know on face book but i hate FB Is there someplace else i should be looking. Got her email but it isn't the same. No funny comments on here anymore.

And the bet that started it all and that's my buddy Nik who will do anything for the just for the experience.

Drive to Spa in Belgium with DonkeiSkok in pink on the back of your car said Kate ....OK I said.

Job done.

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A taxi from Gunnersbury tube to Syon House!!!!!
I felt all dirty, sorta like i'd been touched up.....

I like feeling dirty and touched up.

This way, over here.

Pepy you should have called, I was about 30 mins away and I don't have beads on my seats.

Bill X

I was on my way to work mate.

Took Tracey, the Mother in Law and her best friend to see The Jersey Boys in the West End then had to make a mad dash across town to get to Syon House for some Arab wedding.

As I say I would have been happy to help Pepy.

If you could have put up with Genie and I talking borrocks for 30 minutes we could have taken you there in style.

Bill X

Ah well, wasn't to know. Thanks for the offer though. 8)

why put a stamp on it???????? .........clicky

made me laugh

I had a similar postal surprise at the weekend when my wallet that I'd left on the night bus three weeks ago showed up in a jiffy bag at my home home in Birmingham after someone had apparently posted it in a post box upon finding it!

But was it empty?

Ah well, I'm truly fucked. I think I understand this now.

Well my Student Oystercard was missing, and I *think* there may have been a £10 note in there too when I left it so carefully on the bus seat...

But on the flip side, my driving licese, house keys, both student cards and my Ikea family card and Tesco clubcard were all intact

id just been to the bank and dropped mine in the road as i put it in my back pocket and not in the zipped pocket ...... it got handed in at the police station and they called me to pick it up .... couldnt trace the guy that handed it in so couldnt give him a reward